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Me: Can I kiss your nose?
EJ: No, don't kiss my nose!
Me: Can I kiss your cheeks?
EJ: No, don't kiss anything on my face!

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Me: Let's change your diaper, it's wet.
EJ: I have to start wearing briefs now, because I am a big boy!

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He was playing with imaginary characters.
EJ: Mommy, the snakes and ants are naughty. Let's put them in time out!
Me: How many minutes?
EJ: Five minutes.

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I really should write down everytime EJ says something cute or funny because when it's time to recall, I can't.

I just need to google what school alert system is and I am off to school to pick him up. And that reminds me I should bring a pad and a pen, EJ always say the darndest thing after school. Hehehe!